My brother

Stinks up his car with illegal substances. Stinks up my car with Axe and smelly frat boys. Mistakes my grandmother's gold necklace for Mardi Gras beads and gives me a heart attack. Is a giant that makes me feel less like a giant. Is going to Spain tomorrow for a whole semester. Where he'll most likely eat this:


Drink this:
And pass out here:

I'm very jealous he has this whole experience in front of him, studying in Spain was one of my favorite things ever. I might even miss him a little. Good thing we'll be on the same continent.